Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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