Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You need Xanax blowdarts
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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