do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
operation have a gay friend backfired
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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