Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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