I'm so fucking centered right now
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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