I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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