if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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