He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Come share oat with me in your robe
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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