omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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