Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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