I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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