Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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