grandma shit on top of the toilet
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
