Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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