i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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