It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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