Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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