Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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