she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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