No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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