Buhtt sex?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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