It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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