girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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