i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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