I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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