Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
did i just pee glitter
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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