I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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