Got a toothbrush?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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