absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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