Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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