I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Welp...herpes.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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