He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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