he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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