Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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