I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
third nipple confirmed
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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