I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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