if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I wish i was in the wii world.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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