yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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