i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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