if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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