I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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