Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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