If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
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