she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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