That's intense
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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