It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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