grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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