I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We just shotgunned beers for America
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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