Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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