So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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