Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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